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In a Strange Land
True Stories Told on Insurance Forms
Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided a tree I don't have.
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The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
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I thought my window was down, but I found out it was when put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
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A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.
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A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
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The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
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I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law,and headed over the embankment.
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I attempted to kill a fly, and I drove into a telephone pole.
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I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
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I had been driving for forty years, when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
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I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble and my universal joint gave way, causing me to have an accident
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As I approached the intersection, a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
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To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
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